1. Don’t grow up. It’s a trap

    October 9, 2012 by Lauren

    Here's the latest chalkboard window display that's up at The Burlap Bag:

    Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

    p.s. please don’t rant to me about how “this is what’s wrong with the younger generation, they hate growing up and taking responsibility and think the world is out to get them and when i was your age we had to blah blah blah blah blah and this is just fair because we had to blah blah blah and you kids are so dumb and you should accept that you have to grow up”. Because then I will rant about how IT’S FUNNY AND YOU SHOULD LAUGH. :) smile everybody.

    P.S. again! We made this… inspired by a commenter… wise words from Admiral Ackbar:


  2. The Mini Craft Fair Series

    October 5, 2012 by Lauren

    We decided to hold a mini craft fair in December! And we're calling it a series because it's 3 days long - with all new artists EACH DAY!

    More details for you:

    What:

    A Mini Craft Fair Series! A 3 day mini craft fair with all new vendors EACH day.

    Who:

    Artists who make high quality handmade goods and are passionate about their work.
    And then shoppers who LOVE all things handmade and unique and awesome!

    When:

    December 14, 15, & 16 2012 (Friday, Saturday, & Sunday) 12-8pm each day.
    Facebook event page

    Where:

    INSIDE of The Burlap Bag – a retail store for handmade goods – hence the MINI craft fair.
    The Burlap Bag – 502 W 30th Street, Austin Texas (30th and Guadalupe)

     

    Interested in being an artist at the fair? Apply here! Applications due by October 22th at 1pm, selected vendors will be notified on October 29th. (sponsors or other inquiries, please email us at [email protected])


  3. The autumn 2 ingredient cookie

    September 25, 2012 by Lauren

    If you've been reading our blog for awhile now, you know about our regular 2 ingredient cookie. I created this recipe right after that one – but I had to wait until it was PUMPKIN season to share it!!

    Last Saturday was the first day of autumn. So FINALLY, I can present you with:

    The Autumn 2 Ingredient Cookie (plus the mix-ins of your choice!)

    This recipe is pretty much exactly like the other 2 ingredient cookie. Except instead of bananas, you use PUMPKIN! yum x 1000000000. (unless you are one of those weirdos who hates pumpkin. which is fine, i guess. except that then you’ll HATE  these! they scream pumpkin!)

    Ingredients:

    1 cup quick oats
    1 cup pure pumpkin

    Plus whatever sounds yummy to you! (or nothing!) We love:
    -a handful of chocolate chips
    -crushed walnut pieces
    -lots of PUMPKIN PIE SPICE! (cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, cloves, etc.)

     Steps:
    1. Mix everything up! If you’re using a lot of “mix-ins”, you might need to add in more pumpkin so it’s not too dry.
    2. On a greased cookie sheet, cook them for 12-15 minutes at 350 degrees.  
    That is IT! Here’s some photos of the whole process in case you got super confused by those 2 steps:
    Equal parts pumpkin and quick oats.

    & mix it all up… with your mix-ins :)

    Make cookie sized amounts onto a GREASED cookie sheet. (you’ll hate yourself later if you forget to grease it. Oatmeal is like glue!)
    These puppies WILL NOT expand – so you can stick ‘em pretty close together if you want.

     then, cook for 12ish minutes at 350 degrees. and DEVOUR!
    Ours made 14 “cookies”, which will all be gone today. Which is ok, because these are healthy!

    There ya have it. The perfect, healthy autumn cookie.


  4. How we live without a microwave

    September 21, 2012 by Lauren

    How we live without a microwave... 

    When we moved into our current home about a year ago, we realized (about an hour into unpacking boxes) that there was no microwave. Soon after, Josiah’s parents offered us an extra microwave that they had. We decided “eh. let’s see how long we can live without one…” (it also didn’t have a washer or dryer but we didn’t last long without those!)

    So we just took it one day at a time. Living life microwave-free. I don’t even really have anything against microwaves, but we really enjoy not having one. It’s less clutter of a huge bulky item that we just don’t need!

    But Lauren, what about ___________…. yes, I’ve got answers.

     

    But Lauren, what about tea?

    It’s called a kettle and I love it. We have a lovely blue Le Creuset one. You can have water ready for tea in 4 minutes.

    But Lauren, what about popcorn? You gotta have microwave popcorn!

    Nope, I’ve got a Whirley-Popand it’s incredible! The Whirley Pop cooks popcorn on the stove and it tastes SO much better than microwave popcorn. Also, it’s fresh. Also, it’s CHEAPER… popcorn kernels are soooo cheap! Also, you get to decide what you want on top (not NEARLY as much butter as that microwave stuff comes with!) Also, it’s done in about 3 minutes. Also, your house will smell so good, like the fair! Also, go get one. You won’t regret it.

     But Lauren, what about leftovers? Aren’t they so easy to re-heat in the microwave?

    Yes, and they never taste that good from the microwave! Get out a skillet. Grease it and turn it on medium high heat. Then reheat some chicken and rice or pasta. IT WILL TASTE SO MUCH BETTER THAN IN THE MICROWAVE! Microwaves boil out all the water, hence your dry chicken and rice. We actually enjoy eating leftovers now… they taste the same as the first day we cooked them! (sometimes even better! the flavors get to mingle overnight) Besides, how do you think they heated up “leftovers” before they had microwaves? (way to sound like an 80 year old Lauren, and not the 23 year old you are...)

     

    When it’s a bummer about no microwave:

    Cans of soup.
    Needing to melt butter for a recipe.
    No “defrost” button on my oven.
    If you have children who need their food instantly. (I don’t know this one from personal experience. But I can imagine with kids it’s trickier.)

    How to fix those bummers: Cans of soup – cook in a pot on the stove. Melted butter – use a little skillet or pot.  Defrost – plan ahead? :)

     

    Not having a microwave does take a little extra time… But we’ve just learned to get over it. And we love it!

    Well, there ya have it. We love not having a microwave. I know, we’re weird. But maybe just try this week to not use yours as much… and see if you could live without one too!